
let’s mock the absolute funniest posts attempt to promo themselves on my chat post shall we

let’s mock the absolute funniest posts attempt to promo themselves on my chat post shall we
TOO FAR
Say what you want about hiatuses but I love them. I’ve got over 11000 episodes worth of television to catch up on. I need 4/5 months with nothing else to watch.
LAYER ONE: THE OUTSIDE
- Name: Mark
- Eye Color: Blue
- Hair Style/Color: Brown and… I don’t know the style.
- Height: 5’7
- Clothing style: Varies. Always jeans. Usually shirts or jumpers. Boots and a long jacket.
- Best physical feature: Hahahahaha.LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE
- Your fears: That I’ll die before I get to do certain things I want to.
- Your guilty pleasure: Don’t have one I feel guilty about.
- Ambitions for the future: Read more, listen to music more often, work my way through loads of films.LAYER THREE: THOUGHTS
- Your first thoughts waking up: Five more minutes.
- What you think about most: All the stuff I have to do.
- What you think about before bed: That I should have gone earlier.
- You think your best quality is: No idea. I’d think my logicality. It can let me down sometimes but it helps most of the time. I see things others don’t.LAYER FOUR: WHAT’S BETTER?
- Single or group dates: Single.
- To be loved or respected: Loved.
- Beauty or brains: Oh brains are better, but no harm in a little beauty.
- Dogs or cats: I think dogs.LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
- Lie: Rule #1
- Believe in yourself: HA.
- Believe in love: Yup.
- Want someone: Not particularly.LAYER SIX: EVER?
- Been on stage: Yes.
- Done drugs: Mhm.
- Changed who you were to fit in: Oh yeah. Not majorly but yeah.LAYER SEVEN: FAVORITES
- Favorite color: Blue.
- Favorite animal: Bees.
- Favorite movie: I’m a film student. Too many to choose from.
- Favorite game: Skyrim.LAYER EIGHT: AGE
- Day your next birthday will be: A Friday
- How old will you be: 19
- Does age matter: Not really. There is a limit.LAYER NINE: IN A BOY OR GIRL
- Best personality: As long as we get along.
- Best eye color: Doesn’t bother me.
- Best hair color: I like red-heads. But brunette too. Not that hair colour particularly matters.
- Best thing to do with a partner: Hold hands.LAYER TEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE
- I love: you.
- I feel: Unhappy.
- I hide: the truth.
- I miss: a lot in life.
- I wish: people would just get along.
(Source: languidcrow)
TARDIS exteriors: 1963-2013
i think there should be AU’s and then there should be UA’s
because Universe Alterations would be a good name for when your characters are in the exact same universe but you’re altering just a couple of plot points or a few character traits
EVERYONE WE ALL NEED TO MAKE THIS A THING
GOD THIS WOULD MAKE SHIT SO MUCH EASIER
That’s the exact same thing! Parallel universe are where things are the same, but a little bit different, to paraphrase one time traveller.